it’s 2014 get that fucking slur out of your username you think anyone wants to see that shit




My favorite thing ever is when people reblog my post and then write “bad post” like whY EVEN REBLOG IT? JUST TO SAY ITS A BAD POST?

bad post :/

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 




TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do


have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other 


That first person to tell me why pie is equal to 8.53973422267 gets a follow