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So I’ve been having a lot of heartburn problems lately. I looked up how to prevent it, and of all the things it says causes heartburn, I’m doing all but one of them.
The one thing I’m doing right is wearing baggy clothing.
My to-do list:
Stop overeating, eat slowly, lose weight, stop smoking, and avoid alcohol
Most of that was already on my to-do list, but at least now I have a reason

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

j6:

bro listen to this ramen it’s wavy as fuck

j6:

bro listen to this ramen it’s wavy as fuck

be4ns:

spookingofskelesackia:


does this explain anything to you

NO


WTF

be4ns:

spookingofskelesackia:

does this explain anything to you

NO

WTF

crystalcleanbabe:

shut up pickle dick nose 

crystalcleanbabe:

shut up pickle dick nose 

hippies-like-us:

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

This is so beautiful I literally cannot handle it. I really want to have a poster of it on my wall, can I buy it anywhere?

hippies-like-us:

so-boujie:

stunningpicture:

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

This is so beautiful I literally cannot handle it. I really want to have a poster of it on my wall, can I buy it anywhere?


Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.

naked-yogi:

praxis89:

“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”
—Stoya

I have always loved this quote.

naked-yogi:

praxis89:

They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.

Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.

—Stoya

I have always loved this quote.

There’s a karaoke version of the bad touch that’s like a techno remix, and it sort of angers me that it exists